May 11, 2011

The U.S. Postal Service reported it lost more than $2 billion last quarter, continuing its recent string of money hemorrhaging behavior. The Postal Service pointed to the Internet and the bad economy as causes for the struggles, although it probably didn't help that it had just put Osama Bin Laden on its latest series of Forever Stamps.

Google is lobbying Nevada to become the first state in the union to legalize the operation of driverless cars on public roads. OK, so clearly Google is now doing crazy shit just to fuck with us, right? I mean, it's either that, or Google has decided to become the Batman of companies. Which, by the way, I am totally fine with.

Just weeks after polling at the top of the field, Donald Trump has nosedived to a tie for fifth place in the latest presidential poll of Republican voters. Worse still, his hair looks really stupid and fake, so, you know, he's probably going to be made fun of for that.

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