Thursday

April 28, 2011

The Supreme Court ruled yesterday that companies can block class-action lawsuits filed against them, forcing consumers to arbitrate complaints individually. So congratulations, consumers, your best option for fighting small claims against corporations is now the Fox Problem Solvers.

New research shows that approximately one-third of leprosy cases in the United States each year are caused by contact with infected armadillos. The lesson, as always: if you see an armadillo with three or fewer legs, STAY AWAY FROM THAT ARMADILLO. That armadillo is not to be trusted.

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