April 27, 2011

This morning, President Barack Obama decided to post his full, long-form birth certificate to the White House website, in an effort to quell the on-going "birther" controversy. Because if action movies have taught us anything, it's "give into the demands of crazy people, and everything will work out just fine."

Ford posted its largest first-quarter profit in more than 10 years last quarter this year, earning $2.55 billion. The boom came in large thanks to a rise in sales of small, fuel-efficient cars, so most of the profits are actually comprised of what economists call "pussy dollars," but still...great quarter...

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