April 22, 2011

Caught amid an ethics investigation, Senator John Ensign (R-Nevada) announced yesterday he will resign before the end of his term. Ensign said he is looking forward to spending more time cheating on his family.

According to a new poll, Americans are more pessimistic about their country's future than they have been since 2009. And they haven't even heard we're out of cheese fries yet...

Today is Earth Day, so suck it, other planets!

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