April 20, 2011

Fidel Castro has officially stepped down from the last of his Communist Party posts, finalizing his departure from Cuban politics. His beard, however, will continue to serve.

According to new government rules, airlines will soon be required to refund baggage fees paid on lost luggage. Which is sort of like finding 20 bucks in the pocket of your jeans, only all of your shirts are still gone because the airline lost them.

A jet carrying first lady Michelle Obama was forced to abort a landing at Andrews Air Force Base after an air traffic control error brought it too close to another plane. Or, to hear Fox News tell it, "Thanks to Michelle Obama, an air traffic controller is about to lose his job."

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