Verizon Wireless will be phasing out the famous "Can You Hear Me Now?" guy from its advertisements, as it attempts to move its marketing efforts in a new direction. The soon-to-be-former spokesperson said he is looking forward to switching to AT&T, where he can finally achieve his lifelong dream of not being heard.
ABC announced yesterday it will be canceling two of its long-running daytime soap operas, "One Life to Live" and "All My Children." Unless, of course, the station head forgets because he has...AMNESIA!!!