April 13, 2011

In a bit of a shocker, Donald Trump is currently tied for the lead in the latest CNN poll gauging support for Republican presidential nomination. The poll proved both Trump's increasing popularity amongst conservative voters, as well as the meaninglessness of political polls conducted 17 months before an election.

A new study finds that indoor marijuana growth operations are responsible for approximately one percent of all the electricity consumed annually in the United States. No word yet on the amount of energy consumed by subsequent viewings of Planet Earth on Blu-ray.

Jennifer Lopez has been named People magazine's "the World's Most Beautiful Woman." The announcement is part of People's ongoing effort to trick people walking past newsstands into momentarily thinking it's 1999.

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