March 25, 2011

According to a recent comparison of brand name items sold at both stores, Target actually offers lower prices than discount supergiant Wal-Mart. In response, Wal-Mart announced it will be opening Targets inside all of its stores.

China will soon ban smoking in hotels, restaurants and other indoor public spaces in an effort to curb the habit in the cigarette-loving nation. Boy, it's good to see that government has finally got its priorities straight.

Archaeologists have discovered the remains of a saber-toothed vegetarian in Brazil, which is odd because I could have sworn I saw them performing last week at South by Southwest.

A new report this week estimates the U.S. medical marijuana market at $1.7 billion a year. Dude, do you realize with $1.7 billion, you could buy 8 billion Pop Tarts? Man, I could go for a Pop Tart. Do you guys like Pop Tarts? Hey guys, what's your favorite Pop Tart? Guys, guys, guys: What's your favorite Pop Tart? I like Strawberry Pop Tarts. Those are my favorite Pop Tarts. Mmm...Pop Tarts.

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