At last weekend's Los Angeles Marathon, 400 pound sumo wrestler Kelly Gneiting became the fattest man ever to complete a marathon. To celebrate, Gneiting ate his participation trophy.
A Boston hospital has completed the United States' first-ever full face transplant, and to answer your question: No, she does not look like Nicholas Cage or John Travolta.
A San Antonio man fired shots at a Taco Bell employee and police officers after he found out the Beefy Crunch Burrito had gone up in price by 50 cents. In the man's defense, have you ever had a Beefy Crunch Burrito? They're practically beef!