After weeks of speculation regarding its fate, Cap'n Crunch is apparently here to say after launching official Facebook and Twitter pages that dismiss reports of the cereal's demise. The media can now move on to more pressing matters, like "Why hasn't this dude been promoted from the rank of 'Cap'n' in 48 years?"
An Illinois man will compete in this weekend's Los Angeles Marathon after eating only food from McDonald's in the 30 days before the race. Man, I bet Jared Fogle feels like a real asshole right now.
On a serious note, to donate to Japan earthquake and tsunami relief, please visit http://www.redcross.org/