February 8, 2011

The Obama administration is set to release its budget proposal next week. Here are some highlights:

- $400 billion for the war on sand
- $3 billion to buy China something really nice
- $250 million to buy every American one "beef" chalupa from Taco Bell
- $7.99 for Netflix subscription (instant streaming only)
- $60 billion for your buddy Dan...man, that guy gets everything

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