February 17, 2011

On Wednesday, the FDA approved wider use of Lap-Band stomach restrictor devices for people who are less obese. Although, to be fair, "less obese" in the U.S. is still considered "stupid fat" in the rest of the world.

Hawaii has passed a bill legalizing civil unions for same-sex couples. The bill marks progress, but really, no gay marriage for a state whose university athletes are the Rainbow Warriors?

A new reports says that less than half of the U.S.-Mexico border is secured. And I think we all know what that means: free Mexico for everybody!

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