In response to President Obama's "Sputnik" reference in Tuesday's State of the Union address, Sarah Palin claimed the USSR won the space race, and that it went bankrupt doing it. And yes, granted, neither of those things are true, but before you correct her, just ask yourself something: can you see the former Soviet Union from your house? Yeah, didn't think so.
The FDA says it has found a correlation between breast implants and a rare but treatable form of cancer called anaplastic large-cell lynphoma. Doctors say they believe the cancer can be linked to the implants, although it may just be that anaplastic large-cell lymphoma is more prevalent among skanks.
A new study says that nearly four out of five women and three out of five men believe texting, Facebook and other social networking tools cause new couples to sleep together sooner. In a related story, my Facebook status is "single" and I know how to text. Ladies.