The US Postal Service announced it will close as many as 2,000 post offices by the end of the year. "Awwww!" said the four people who still send mail.
McDonald's is reportedly looking to raise its prices after the cost of its most-used ingredients rose more than 2 percent last year. Notice I did not use the word "food" once in that last sentence...yeah, that's deliberate.
Tonight, President Barack Obama will deliver the State of the Union address. Republican leaders have already issued a copy of their rebuttal, which reads: "Nuh uh."