July 9, 2014

A pilot on Frontier Airlines bought pizza for all 160 passengers on his flight it was grounded by heavy storms. Unfortunately, it did count as a carry-on, so...

July 8, 2014

The GOP has selected Cleveland as the host city for the 2016 Republican National Convention, presumably because they still don't realize the world is a different place than it was 70 years ago.

July 7, 2014

A new study says that hookah use is increasing dramatically among U.S. teens, while the world "hookah" is increasingly being giggled at by 12-year-olds.

July 3, 2014

Earlier this week, robbers stole 31 guns from a home in Pennsylvania. It just proves the old saying: The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a gun, is a good guy with at least 32 or more guns.

July 2, 2014

A letter written by a Maine school teacher in 1931 was finally delivered this week—83 years after it was sent. Or, as Delta calls it, "on time.'

July 1, 2014

A 22-year-old Pennsylvania man was arrested after he was found dribbling a basketball on an interstate highway. Presumably, he was punished for traveling.

June 30, 2014

A car thief in Utah surrendered to authorities after she discovered a toddler in the backseat of a minivan she had just stolen. The lesson, as always: kids ruin everything.

June 27, 2014

A Maryland woman says she found a bag of marijuana in her meal from a Sonic. Upon find the bag, the woman was like, "Wait, did I accidentally go to Taco Bell?"

June 25, 2014

Yesterday, Uruguay's Luis Suarez bit an Italian player on the shoulder during a World Cup match. Although, in his defense, who can resist digging their teeth into some Italian?

June 24, 2014

The Memphis Zoo has banned a woman after she climbed over a barrier to the lion enclosure and tried feeding the animals cookies. Because if there's one thing this woman clearly respects, it's being told to stay out of somewhere.