Wednesday
July 9, 2014
A pilot on Frontier Airlines bought pizza for all 160 passengers on his flight it was grounded by heavy storms. Unfortunately, it did count as a carry-on, so...
Tuesday
July 8, 2014
The GOP has selected Cleveland as the host city for the 2016 Republican National Convention, presumably because they still don't realize the world is a different place than it was 70 years ago.
Monday
July 7, 2014
A new study says that hookah use is increasing dramatically among U.S. teens, while the world "hookah" is increasingly being giggled at by 12-year-olds.
Thursday
July 3, 2014
Earlier this week, robbers stole 31 guns from a home in Pennsylvania. It just proves the old saying: The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a gun, is a good guy with at least 32 or more guns.
Wednesday
Tuesday
July 1, 2014
A 22-year-old Pennsylvania man was arrested after he was found dribbling a basketball on an interstate highway. Presumably, he was punished for traveling.
Monday
June 30, 2014
A car thief in Utah surrendered to authorities after she discovered a toddler in the backseat of a minivan she had just stolen. The lesson, as always: kids ruin everything.
Friday
June 27, 2014
A Maryland woman says she found a bag of marijuana in her meal from a Sonic. Upon find the bag, the woman was like, "Wait, did I accidentally go to Taco Bell?"
Wednesday
June 25, 2014
Yesterday, Uruguay's Luis Suarez bit an Italian player on the shoulder during a World Cup match. Although, in his defense, who can resist digging their teeth into some Italian?
Tuesday
June 24, 2014
The Memphis Zoo has banned a woman after she climbed over a barrier to the lion enclosure and tried feeding the animals cookies. Because if there's one thing this woman clearly respects, it's being told to stay out of somewhere.
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