The GOP has selected Cleveland as the host city for the 2016 Republican National Convention, presumably because they still don't realize the world is a different place than it was 70 years ago.
A new study says that hookah use is increasing dramatically among U.S. teens, while the world "hookah" is increasingly being giggled at by 12-year-olds.
Earlier this week, robbers stole 31 guns from a home in Pennsylvania. It just proves the old saying: The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a gun, is a good guy with at least 32 or more guns.
A 22-year-old Pennsylvania man was arrested after he was found dribbling a basketball on an interstate highway. Presumably, he was punished for traveling.
A car thief in Utah surrendered to authorities after she discovered a toddler in the backseat of a minivan she had just stolen. The lesson, as always: kids ruin everything.
A Maryland woman says she found a bag of marijuana in her meal from a Sonic. Upon find the bag, the woman was like, "Wait, did I accidentally go to Taco Bell?"
Yesterday, Uruguay's Luis Suarez bit an Italian player on the shoulder during a World Cup match. Although, in his defense, who can resist digging their teeth into some Italian?
The Memphis Zoo has banned a woman after she climbed over a barrier to the lion enclosure and tried feeding the animals cookies. Because if there's one thing this woman clearly respects, it's being told to stay out of somewhere.